My big obnixious penis

Dear Carl,

2006-06-13T07:57:36Z

I love you like a homosexual pedophile loves 12 year old boys ;)

-Nicole (the black one)

???

2006-02-12T16:31:14Z

...yeah i havent been one this piece in like 13 weeks so i havent had to read any of the stuid shit some people have to say. tim you are a bitch. there is no other way to put it. your a pussy who calls someone out on a fuckin internet blog. you would never confront me in person because you are a coward and im like a fuckin god compared to you, so drop the "holier-than-thou" act and be real fag. ive never backed down from a fight and im sure as hell not gonna start with a pussy. peace out nigga.

RIP

2005-07-03T07:42:30Z

summer was actually turning out to be cool. then a really good friend of mine kills himself. shitty man...shitty. why the fuck does this shit happen?! wtf...im really at a loss now. he was so full of life and vibrance, at any time the kid could make me laugh and lift my spirits. i hope he knew that so many people would miss him and we love him still even though he is no longer with us. Brendan, i love you man. ill see you on the other side.

R.I.P.
B.Taylor

hmmm

2005-04-11T18:01:44Z

life is so boring right now.its all old and nothings really changing or even going right . but i guess its fuckin better than it could be... and that, my friends, is sad.

beef_cake_moo @ 2005-03-26T10:23:00

2005-03-26T18:30:29Z

(x) smoked a cigarette
(x) smoked a cigar
() made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(X) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(X) been arrested
(X ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(X) skipped class
( ) slept with a co-worker
(X) seen someone die
() had a crush on one of your myspace friends
( ) been to Canada
( ) been to Mexico
(X ) been on a plane
(x ) thrown up in a bar
(X ) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
( x)eaten Sushi
( X) been snowboarding
() met someone in person from myspace
() been moshing at a concert
(X) been in an abusive relationship
(X ) taken painkillers
(X) love someone or miss someone right now
(X) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( x) made a snow angel
(X) had a tea party
(X) flown a kite
(X) built a sand castle
(X) gone puddle jumping
(X) played dress up
(X) jumped into a pile of leaves
( x) gone sledding
(X) cheated while playing a game
(X) been lonely
(X) fallen asleep at work/school
(X ) used a fake id
(X) watched the sun set
( ) felt an earthquake
(X) touched a snake
(x ) slept beneath the stars
(X) been tickled
(x ) been robbed
(x ) been misunderstood
( x) petted a reindeer/goat
(X ) won a contest
(x ) run a red light
( x) been suspended from school
( ) been in a car accident
( ) had braces
( x) felt like an outcast
(X ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( x) had deja vu
(X ) danced in the moonlight
( XXXXX) hated the way you look
(X ) witnessed a crime
( X) pole danced
(X ) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(X ) squished barefoot through the mud
( X) been lost
(X ) been to the opposite side of the country
( ) swam in the ocean
(X ) felt like dying
(X ) cried yourself to sleep
(X ) cut yourself
(X ) tried killing urself
(X ) played cops and robbers
() recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
( ) sung karaoke
( x) paid for a meal with only coins
(X ) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( x) made prank phone calls (ahh)
(X ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
( X) danced in the rain
(x ) written a letter to Santa Claus
( x) been kissed under a mistletoe
(X ) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(X ) blown bubbles
(xxxxxxxxxx ) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party
(x ) gone rollerskating
(X ) had a wish come true
( x) humped a monkey [WHAT THE FUCK?!]
(X ) worn pearls
(x ) jumped off a bridge
(X ) screamed penis in class
(X ) ate dog/cat food
(X ) told a complete stranger you loved them
(X ) kissed a mirror
(x ) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress
(X ) had a dream that you married someone
(X ) glued your hand to something
( x) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole
( x) kissed a fish
(X ) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(X ) sat on a roof top
(X ) screamed at the top of your lungs
(X ) done a one-handed cartwheel
( x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
(X ) stayed up all night
( x) didn’t take a shower for a week
( x) pick and ate an apple right off the tree
(X ) climbed a tree
(x ) had a tree house
( x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( X) believe in ghosts
(X ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes
(x ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say
() gone streaking
( X) played ding-dong-ditch
(X ) played chicken
( X) got pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
( X) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(X ) broken a bone
(X ) been easily amused
(x ) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made porn ;)
(X ) caught a butterfly
(X ) laughed so hard you cried
(X ) cried so hard you laughed
(X ) mooned/flashed someone
(X ) had someone moon/flash you
(X ) cheated on a test
( ) have a Britney Spears CD
(X ) forgotten someone’s name
(X ) slept naked
( ) French braided someone’s hair
(X ) gone skinny dippin in a pool
(X ) been threatened 2 b kicked out of ur house
(X ) been kicked out your house

huh...

2005-03-26T07:26:54Z

this fuckin sux... ineed a gf...

huhhh...

2005-03-26T00:28:46Z

so it seems ive returned to the pointin life where i just dont give a fuckabout any thing anymore...super.its fuckin gay, everything seems to be going great in life and i feel like this!!! wtf? do i thrive on drama or something? shit maybe i should screw up my life a lil bit and then ill finally be happy. no,,, that just means everybody around me suffers... shit im in a lose lose situation here, eh?

sup

2005-03-18T23:36:42Z

whadup niggas>? nm here.just chillin. spring breaks been soso.i met this really cool chicky-lauren berger...sooo fuckin hot!!!!!! well thats about it shes basically been my spring break. but other than that nuttin much. im outie

gjdgjedy

2005-02-27T00:46:09Z

IM HIGH ON CRACK!!!!!!! oh and you guys should go see Maynards new movie "Sleeping Dogs Lie"

hahaaha

2005-02-13T07:30:00Z

okay listen up fuckbags and listen up good! for the most part i couldnt give a rats ass about you or tim...the whole "you stole my friends" thing, that was made up on the spot 'cause tim wondered why i was in his face. any of you who actually used to know me well should know that lying on the spot is not my strong suit. so to clarify all your wacky suspisions that i actually give a fuck: I DONT!...and that only aplies to some of you bias.an tim if you ever get the chance to read this know that ill be more than obliged to fulfill your desire for a whole lotta ass whoopn. oh and to craig- peace up. a-town.

yup

2005-01-29T23:07:18Z

havent updated in a while... nothin new really... well i started hanging out with craig at lunch. didnt see that one comin! hes cool enough though. nichole tore my heart out and stepped on it... sarcasm by the way... any way im out

hmmm...

2005-01-02T18:51:28Z

so tommorow i start a "new" year at amrcos. thats fuckin great.theres only two things to really look forward to in this ordeal: catching up with old friends and being with "the love of my life". in a way i knda hope my old reputation is still lingering at marcos but i do wanna start a new "legacy". oh well i guess ill deal with yall when the time comes...im out...

MUAH!

2004-12-29T04:06:38Z

at seans....i kinda miss nicole! thats a little weird considering i suppossedly* dont do that. oh well bitches.
nicole i must say that i cannot wait ta see you again! i crave chocolate!hahaha

yep...

2004-12-27T22:28:30Z

this sux... im comin back to marcos with an unhappy welcoming party...oh well, bring on the violence then...nothin really new with me just chillin w/ sean a bunch. teri is being the biggest bia right now and so seans place is my safehaven.oh well im outie, love ya nicole...fuckin emos...

...

2004-12-26T21:46:22Z

fuck you guys.

hmmm...

2004-12-05T07:13:04Z

im ack yo.

holes in my brain?!?!

2004-11-28T20:31:56Z

wtf? more holes??? oh well i guess ex is not below me any more... cool...

oye cha choy choy choy

2004-11-27T02:53:22Z

well...DAMN IT!!!! i cant seem to stop fuckin up!!!... a note to every body: dont fucking snitch on some body if YOU OD on too many drugs! some bitch totally fucked me over by OD on some pills we got and now im kindaa fucked. damn it... they were tri-cs and they are the best fuckin high ive ever had... but anyway... heres what im thankful for: friends that have always been there for me...you know who you are<, and drugs jk but the first one is true... ill be back in tempe soon if i keep my nose clean some ill prolly see yall in a while... im out... fuckin emos...

update

2004-11-14T20:30:26Z

well stuck at "home".dyed my hair black cause i was hella bored and depressed.going out with alex(YAY!!!) and bored...agin. ive decided to try and stay outa trouble. i guess that means be more discrete and dont get caught. hmmm thas about it. ne ways im out... fuckin emos...

hahaha bitches!!!! guess who

2004-11-11T02:19:14Z

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund Mehl Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker ... und keine Eier In eine Schussel geben Butter einruhren Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgrobe Stucke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker walzen und Sagt die Zauberworter Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und KEINE EIER Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und Keine Eier

more drama?!?!?!wtf

2004-11-11T02:14:54Z

anyhwoo...cant come to tempe this weekend cause carl doesnt know how to keep his mouth shut...whats new, eh? sorry guys another weekend without me *tear* carl also tried coke... strange feelings arouse... but im over it. one of my close friends moved from the house here to one in mesa so that was sucky but we got this new kid whose kinda cool. he borders on emo though... i feel on the vurge snapping. insanity feels imminent. i almost killed this one fat kid in the house but i resrained myself though... oh goodies!!! i wanna see alex so bad...or just hear her voice but i screwed myself outa that one. damn it. i miss her for some reason... damn yall can punch me in the head if i go emo over this girl. but anywhoo...i have one cigarette left. it has to last me this 4 day weekend.damn. but im outies...fuckin emos...

updatetion...?wtf?

2004-11-02T01:05:39Z

well today i went to another fucking follow up for my case today. it turns out i wasnt even eligable for the fucckin transfer back to tempe.DAMN!!! well theyre trying to do it in a dif "backdoor" way. but on a more interesting note, my father just got outta the penn!!!!! hell fucking yeah! my turn for retribution just came! imo kick his ass, then start (another) relationship w/ him. thats cool and all but whats even cooler is the fact that i have another "love" interest. i met this chick at a party this weekend,alex, and i kinda REALLY like her. she almost makes me want to stop being an asshole and stay outa trouble. wierd eh? me get changed by a simple thing like a female. but shes really cool and hot. but dont get your hopes up yall!!! ill still be me. *moans from crowd* any way im outies.fuckin emos...

what the fuck!!!!!?????!!!!!

2004-10-28T23:46:26Z

DAMN!!! i got screwed again!!! the system sucks man. well my mom called me like tuesday with news of my physc evaluation to see whether or not i get to move back or not. even after all the counselors that interviewed me said they would recommend my replacement i still got fuckin DENIED!!!!!! wtf? so itll be a lil while longer before im back. i guess the fact that ym dumb ass cant stay outa trouble doesnt help anything either. but any whoo ill see some of yall this weekend...yay halloween! *sarcasm* but ne way im outie. theres a cigarette callin my name.

damn!!!

2004-10-24T20:11:22Z

i just keep fucking up! i got into more trouble with the fuckin cops. we were at castles n coasters when me and some other white kid started messing w/ this mexican dude. the mexican must have gotten mad cause punched me in my grill, i in turn beat the shit out of him. so when the cops got there i had an "attitude" or something so she wrote the incident up as racially biased! thats fucked up yo. any way that was like last week. i also got into trouble for gay bashing, but nothing major. man i cant wait to see yall again. im out. fuckin emos.

suckiness

2004-10-15T02:27:01Z

i spoiled my weekend visit 'cause i got caught smoking at school.so that sucks. new kid moved in from phsyco ward, hes bi and apperantly likes me...now thats a wee bit creepy, he fornicated with some spik from our house and i got in trouble for gay bashing.anyhoo...i kinda run my house now out of shear power size and charisma. its kinda cool 'cause i kinda like it when every one flinches when i walk by! funny, eh? any way ill see yall when i see yall. love you bridgette, alyssa, noah (not gaylike tho) and gato. im out...fuckin emos.